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Halloween Ha Ha's!

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Q: Why does Dracula refuse to brush his teeth?
A: X He loves bat breath. O

Q:What did Dracula take for his cold?
A: X Coffin Drops O

Q:What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
A: X ShamBoo O

Q:What do ghosts chew?
A: X BOO-ble gum O

Q:What do ghosts eat in Italy?
A: X Spookhetti O

Q:What goes... boo... putt putt putt... boo... putt putt putt?
A: X A ghost playing golf. O

Q:What is soft and mushy and found between a werewolfs teeth?
A: X A slow runner. O

Q:Where does Franenstiein sleep at night?
A: X Anywhere he wants to. O

Q:How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: X One... but she changes it into a frog. O

Q:What do you call two witches living together?
A: X BROOM-mates O

Q:Why do witches carry black cats on their brooms?
A: X Because elephants weigh too much. O

Q:What did the mummy say when he got angry with the skeleton?
A: X I have a bone to pick with you. O

Q:Why did the witch cross the road?
A: X It was the chicken's day off. O

Q:What did one witch's broom say to the other witch's brrom?
A: X You swept me off my feet! O

Q:What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?
A: X A flying Band-Aid O

 

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